I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
parent walks into the room while i'm on tumblr
me: stares at google
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
i can’t wait to be a ghost im gonna be such a dick
rekkka:
I always download fancy fonts but when I want to use them I forget its name so I always use the same 3 or 4 fonts
takeoffyourpantsandjagket:
have you ever just been sitting next to one of your guy friends and thought
holy fuck he has a penis
africans:
its like i reached the age of five and then my body grew and my brain didn’t all i wanna do is roll on the carpet and drink juice and watch cartoons i hate responsibility i wanna colour
person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
